Prince Harry is Great at FIFA, So EA Have Made the FIFA 13 Ultimate Team Royal XI

Prince Harry has been in the news, lately. His actions have been discussed in depth, with some people saying that the artist currently known as Prince Harry was had gone one step too far. How could he have done that? How could he look into their eyes and gloat whilst doing it? I suppose he’s just really good at FIFA.

In an interview with The Daily Mail, Harry is quoted as saying;

“You can ask the guys: I thrash them at FIFA the whole time. Exams were always a nightmare, but anything like kicking a ball around or playing PlayStation—or flying—I do generally find a little bit easier than walking, sometimes.”

EA has decided to capitalise on Harry’s admittance to playing FIFA by compiling  the FIFA 13 Ultimate Team Royal XI. Brilliant, just brilliant. Every member of the squad either has a forename or surname that can be linked to royalty in some way. The regal bits are in bold.

Formation – 3-4-3

 

GK – Matt Duke (Bradford City)

 

DF – Zat Knight (Bolton Wanderers)
DF  – Prince Desir Gouano (Lanciano –  Serie B)
DF – Simon King (Inverness Caledonian Thistle)

 

MF – Mark Noble (West Ham United)
MF – Kevin Knight (Bray Wanderers – League of Ireland)
MF – Prince Buaben (Watford FC)
MF – Andy King (Leicester City)
CF – Marlon King (Birmingham City)
CF – John Marquis (Millwall)
CF – Ryan Noble (Sunderland)

 

Manager – Sir Alex ‘Fergie’ Ferguson

 

Subs:

Charles Dias De Oliveira (Belém, Brazil)

William Gallas (Tottenham Hotspur)

Harry Kane (Norwich City)

Danny Andrew (Cheltenham)

Kevin Theophile-Catherine (Rennes)

Mark-Philips (Southend)

 

Reserves:

Nathaniel Knight-Percival (Peterborough United)

Ross King (UCD – League of Ireland)

Dame N’Doye (Lokomotiv Moscow)

Brendan King (Bray Wanderers – League of Ireland)

Kevin-Prince Boateng (AC Milan)

Kevin-Prince Boateng on the bench is a bit of a joke, if you ask me.

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FIFA 13 is available now for Windows PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Vita, PlayStation Portable, Nintendo Wii U, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo 3DS, iOS and Android